Think of pine trees. Now think of apples. Now think of them together. That’s not what pineapples taste like. That name’s gotta go. That’s why we’ve started an online petition to change their name to “awe-inspiring tangy fruit of excellence and awe”. You can sign the petition here. Sadly for legal reasons, until our battle is won, we’re going to have to keep labeling our bottles Pineapple pop and you’ll just have to take us on our word that it kicks butt.